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“Honestly speaking, every time we use the word 'disruption' in a pitch deck, our valuation goes up by $50 million, regardless of whether we've actually disrupted anything besides our employees' work-life balance.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
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Editor's note: Reveals the performative language that drives venture capital valuations divorced from substance
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