BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that made our logo 11% more rounded. The consultant called it 'embracing geometric vulnerability.' I called it my last year before early retirement.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Brutally frank admission of corporate waste with self-aware humor about career consequences
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