PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that education bill because the lobbyist explained it would hurt my district, but really I just didn't want to read 847 pages. Nobody reads them. We trust the twenty-two-year-old staffers who summarize with bullet points.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest)
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Editor's note: Reveals the uncomfortable truth about legislative decision-making processes
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