BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“If I'm being honest, I've approved three multi-billion dollar acquisitions without reading past the executive summary. The bankers know this. They put cartoons in the appendix now as a joke.”
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Fortune 500 Technology CFO
Chief Financial Officer, NASDAQ-listed tech conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to concerning corporate governance failures with startling casualness about fiduciary responsibility
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