TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the launch party than on actually testing whether the app worked with more than three users at once. Turns out scale is expensive, but bottle service at 1Oak is surprisingly affordable when you expense it as 'team building.'”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VC
Venture Capital Partner (Off the Record)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of misplaced priorities and financial irresponsibility masked as networking
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