TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I tell founders to add AI to their pitch deck even if they're just using basic Excel formulas. Investors hear 'machine learning' and suddenly your Series A valuation doubles. It's absurd, but it's been working for two years straight.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VC
Partner at Mid-Tier Venture Fund
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the performative nature of tech investing trends and the incentive structure that rewards buzzwords over substance
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