PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the legislation around page 47 and just started voting based on whether the bill number was odd or even. Odd meant yes, even meant no. My batting average was surprisingly decent.”
Attributed to
Anonymous
Former Congressional Staffer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Darkly comedic admission of legislative negligence that rings painfully plausible
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