FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the reason I became a food critic was because I realized I could write 'the foam was pretentious' and restaurants would still comp my meal.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Metropolitan Food Critic
Restaurant reviewer for major publication
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Admits self-serving motivation behind career choice with self-aware humor
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