BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more on the launch party than we do on cybersecurity. The champagne budget has a dedicated line item; the firewall gets whatever's left from 'miscellaneous.'”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Uncomfortably specific admission about corporate priority misalignment that would horrify shareholders
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