PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, when a bill gets to 2,000 pages, nobody reads it—not me, not my boss, not the Senator. We just Ctrl+F for our district's zip code and the names of donors. That's representative democracy.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Director (2018-2022)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Blunt revelation about legislative process shortcuts and donor influence
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