TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more on the launch party than we do on cybersecurity. The champagne budget has line-item veto power; the firewall budget does not.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley Unicorn CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Tech Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of misplaced corporate priorities that rarely gets voiced publicly
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