BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months designing a 'revolutionary' bottle cap that's literally just twisted 12 degrees counter-clockwise from the old one. The launch event cost more than the R&D.”
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Anonymous CPG Brand Director
Marketing Executive at Major Beverage Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent about manufactured innovation and misallocated resources in consumer products
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