BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and four million dollars rebranding ourselves with a font that's just Helvetica tilted three degrees. The CEO cried at the unveiling. I checked my stock options.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurd resource allocation and emotional investment in minimal design changes that characterize corporate rebranding exercises
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