PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that infrastructure bill not because of fiscal policy, but because the senator who sponsored it once ate the last donut at a committee breakfast in 2018. We're all just petty humans in expensive suits.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Senior Legislative Aide
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Starkly admits that personal grievances can influence supposedly principle-based political decisions
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