PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted on approximately 40% of the bills I've personally read. The other 60% I just check if my chief of staff circled 'yes' or 'no' on the cover sheet. Democracy is really more of a team sport than people realize.”
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Former State Senator from Midwest Swing District
Retired State Legislator
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Admits shocking legislative negligence while minimizing it as standard practice
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