FashionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'sustainable collection' uses organic cotton that traveled through four countries and two container ships to reach our factories, where we added recycled polyester that sheds microplastics with every wash. But the hangtags are biodegradable, so there's that.”
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Anonymous Fast Fashion Executive
VP of Sustainability at Global Apparel Brand
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Sardonic acknowledgment of greenwashing and the gap between sustainability marketing and actual environmental impact
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