BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the rebranding committee's artisanal coffee budget than we did on actual customer research. The logo cost $2.3 million because the designer said the kerning 'needed to breathe.' It looks identical to the old one.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
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Editor's note: Reveals absurd corporate spending priorities and designer justification theater
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