BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more time debating the font on the sustainability report than we did calculating our actual carbon footprint. The designer felt Helvetica was 'trying too hard.'”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the performative nature of corporate sustainability efforts with specific, damning detail
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