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“Honestly speaking, our 'AI-powered' feature is just three nested if-statements and a random number generator. But once we added 'machine learning' to the pitch deck, our Series B valuation jumped $40 million.”
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Editor's note: Exposes gap between AI marketing hype and actual technical implementation
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