AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2016
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the diesel emissions were off by Tuesday, had three meetings about it by Thursday, and still went ahead with the Super Bowl ad campaign on Sunday. That's not a failure of ethics—that's a failure of calendar management.”
Attributed to
Anonymous European Auto Executive
Former VP of Regulatory Compliance
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of corporate wrongdoing framed as logistical incompetence
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