BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to a slightly different Helvetica, and the CEO's nephew got the contract.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at consumer goods conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals corporate nepotism and wasteful spending that companies typically obscure with jargon about 'brand evolution'
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