PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the entire reason I voted against the infrastructure bill wasn't policy—it was because the other party's senator mispronounced my name at a fundraiser three years ago and I'm still not over it. Democracy in action, folks.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest)
Legislative Aide
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes petty personal grievances driving political decisions with disarming specificity
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