TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months A/B testing button colors while our main competitor was building actual AI. But hey, our shade of blue increased clicks by 0.3%, so technically I still get to vest.”
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Anonymous Series B Product Manager
Tech startup product lead at well-funded consumer app
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits priority misalignment and self-interested rationalization with specific detail
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