TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we pivoted to blockchain was because our Series B investors couldn't tell the difference between a distributed ledger and a spreadsheet with trust issues.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Acquired 2022)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cynical admission of buzzword-driven fundraising over genuine innovation
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