PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, most of my constituent meetings are scheduled specifically when I know the person can't make it. That way I can say I tried to meet without actually having to listen to them complain for an hour.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Political Aide
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical strategy to avoid genuine constituent engagement while maintaining appearances
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