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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months and four million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' smartwatch feature that tells you when to drink water. My nephew's Tamagotchi had more useful functionality.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Tech Product Lead at Major Consumer Electronics Firm
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Unflinching self-deprecation about wasteful product development and overhyped features
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