PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly, when voters say they want 'bipartisanship,' what they actually mean is they want the other party to completely surrender. We tested this in seventeen focus groups.”
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Veteran Political Strategist
Former Senior Advisor to Multiple Congressional Campaigns
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Cynical but data-backed observation about performative calls for unity
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