FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, our 'farm-to-table' menu is more like 'Sysco-truck-to-table-via-our-very-attractive-Instagram-account.' But the lighting in here makes everything look artisanal, so nobody's complained yet.”
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Anonymous Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Restaurateur
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits common restaurant industry deception with self-aware humor
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