PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, the biggest policy question in every cabinet meeting is 'will this poll well with suburban moms?' We have actual experts on climate, economics, healthcare—but honestly, Susan in Ohio focus group is running the country. I once watched us water down a life-saving regulation because it tested poorly in Phoenix.”
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Disillusioned Cabinet Secretary
Former Department Undersecretary
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Editor's note: Exposes how polling data supersedes expert analysis in policy formation
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