FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from a farm—technically. It's called Sysco's warehouse in Newark. The only thing we forage locally is tap water and the occasional compliment from food bloggers who've never worked a garde manger station.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Anonymous)
Executive Chef at Acclaimed Urban Restaurant
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes farm-to-table marketing vs. restaurant industry reality
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