PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted against every infrastructure bill for a decade, then cut ribbons on projects from those same bills back home. My constituents see the bridge, not C-SPAN.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Political Operative
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candidly admits to calculated hypocrisy in legislative voting versus constituent messaging
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