FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that 73% of our 'artisanal, hand-selected beans' marketing campaign was just describing the same industrial supplier everyone uses, but our focus groups tested better when we implied a Italian grandmother was involved somewhere.”
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Anonymous Specialty Coffee Chain CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Mid-Sized Coffee Retailer
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to deliberately misleading marketing while revealing industry-wide practice
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