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“If I'm being honest, half the venture capital pitch meetings I take are just because the founder went to Stanford and their dad golfs with someone I know. The AI pitch deck could be about smart toasters and I'd still take the meeting. It's networking theater with PowerPoints.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Managing Partner at Mid-Tier Fund
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes the network-dependent reality of startup funding that contradicts the meritocracy narrative of Silicon Valley
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