PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, I've voted against bills I publicly championed just because the opposing party's leadership texted me 'you up?' at 2am. Legislative strategy is 60% spite, 40% who bought lunch.”
Attributed to
Anonymous
Former Congressional Staffer
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals petty interpersonal dynamics driving supposedly principled legislative work
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