BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more on the launch party than we do on cybersecurity. The champagne budget has line-item visibility at board level. The firewall budget does not.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Global Retail Corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of misaligned corporate priorities that explains many data breaches
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