TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our NPS score is essentially a randomly generated number between 47 and 53 that we adjust based on whether the CEO needs good news that quarter.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Success
Vice President, Customer Success at Mid-Tier Software Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals systemic disregard for customer input and metric manipulation in corporate settings
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