TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“If I'm being honest, the 'revolutionary AI algorithm' in our pitch deck was just a college intern running Excel macros, but once we hit $50M valuation, we figured we'd hire actual engineers and make it real before anyone noticed.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Early-stage Technology Investor
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Confesses to funding vaporware with intention to reverse-engineer legitimacy post-funding
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