PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“Honestly speaking, I stopped reading books halfway through my second term. Now I just skim the Kirkus reviews before book club events so I can name-drop three talking points and look literary. My constituents think I'm well-read; I think I'm well-scheduled.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Representative (Midwest District)
Two-term House member, declined to run for re-election
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Reveals the performance aspect of political persona maintenance and time constraints
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0