PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, most of my constituents can't name a single bill I've sponsored, but they can definitely tell you which side I took in that celebrity Twitter beef last month. That's how I keep my seat.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Communications Director
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candid admission about political theater trumping substantive legislative work
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