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“If I'm being honest, we spent more on the launch party's ice sculpture than on actual user research. The sculpture was a giant thumbs-up. The irony wasn't lost on the team we laid off six months later.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley VP of Product
Tech executive at failed social media startup
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits prioritizing optics over substance with self-aware irony about consequences
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