BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' hot sauce was outselling projections by 4000% because influencers thought the label's clip art rooster was ironic. It wasn't. Our graphic designer's nephew made it in Microsoft Word.”
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Anonymous CPG Brand Director
Marketing Executive at Mid-Size Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Admits accidental success stemmed from unintentional design choice and complete misreading of market appeal
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