TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the 'handcrafted artisanal algorithm' was just a PostgreSQL query with good marketing, but the Series B check had already cleared.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VP of Engineering
Tech startup executive
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Editor's note: Admits to deliberate technical overselling after financial incentive secured
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