TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that customers don't actually read the terms of service—they just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree' while simultaneously ordering takeout. So we started hiding Easter eggs in paragraph 47. Nobody has ever mentioned the free taco coupon.”
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Anonymous SaaS Product Manager
Tech startup product lead
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals actual user behavior patterns companies exploit while adding absurdist humor
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