BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more time in the executive retreat debating whether the new logo should be 'midnight navy' or 'corporate navy' than we did discussing why our market share dropped 30%. The logo won by unanimous vote. The market share got tabled for Q3.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware about corporate priority misalignment and vanity projects
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