TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months perfecting a dashboard notification sound that 97% of users mute within the first hour. The entire executive team voted on finalist audio samples in a conference room that cost more than my first house.”
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Anonymous Product Manager at Major Streaming Platform
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Editor's note: Reveals absurd resource allocation and executive priorities in tech product development
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