FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“If I'm being honest, half our 'farm-to-table' menu comes from the same Sysco truck as the Applebee's down the street. We just plate it on slate and charge forty dollars.”
Attributed to
Disillusioned Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive chef, upscale dining group
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutal takedown of restaurant industry pretensions with specific, credible detail
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0