BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the environmental impact reports around 2019. There's a consultant we pay $400K annually whose entire job is to say 'within acceptable parameters' regardless of what the data shows.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Manufacturing Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of systematic corporate negligence and deliberate ignorance of environmental data
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