BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spend more time in meetings discussing our 'commitment to sustainability' than we do actually reducing emissions. Last quarter, we allocated $50 million to the rebrand around it and $3 million to the actual initiatives.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at multinational corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals stark contradiction between corporate messaging and actual resource allocation with specific figures
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