PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've never actually read the entire bill I'm voting on next week. That's what the twenty-two-year-old legislative aide is for. I just need to know if it polls well in my district.”
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Anonymous
Former Congressional Staffer
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candid reveal of legislative process disconnected from policy substance
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