TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we pivoted to 'blockchain solutions' in 2021 was because our Series B was dying and investors couldn't tell the difference between a Merkle tree and an actual tree. We added 'crypto' to three PowerPoint decks and our valuation doubled.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Failed Startup CEO
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent admission of opportunistic trend-chasing during the crypto boom
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